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you're saying to yourself...not another
mein freund, this ain't just another Hogan's Heroes page -- it's the
most obsessively psychotic page. June 28, 2003 will be the 25th Anniversary
of Bob Crane's death.
And where will I be? At your house, I reckon. With bells on. No point
in sending me your address, I'm already drinking your whiskey and watching
Bob Crane porn while your at
work slacking off looking at Hogan crud.
quotes from you people: "you're the first person I've run into who collects
[Hogan's Heroes] I never liked the show - I couldn't see the humor in
a WWII German prison camp."
Crane? Isn't that the guy who played Gilligan?"
I've got an obsession with Bob Crane that started as soon as I figured
out He was The Chosen One. Even more so than Shatner or Charleton Heston!
Maybe I'm kidding, maybe I'm not, but seeing as how I'm the one with
the legal Archbishop Credentials,
you better just play along if you wanna see Valhalla mein little Viking.
episode is brought to you by a fifth of Jim
Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (tm) and some codeine and
(everyone's favorite New Wave band from Der Fatherland). Oh, and a Para
Ordnance P.12 (tm) that's sitting here Condition One. Cocked and
Locked. I'm a geek, but I'm well armed and strung out on prescription
painkillers. Welcome to Stalag 13. My own private Hell. I
was helped out by a few friends, but no one wants their name connected
to this for some reason -- check out the About us
link. I'm related to some pretty famous people, people who if I were
to name some names, would make you crawl under the sofa and blush. Let's
just say I know where Jim Varney is buried.
Yes, I am
aware that much of the graphics from my site have been swiped by other
Hogan fans too cowardly to even say "please" and "thank
you." Not even a tip o' the hat in my direction. And I know that
the Hogans Heroes Fan
Club site ripped off my list of Hogan goods. I sent a bunch of info
to Brenda Scott Royce after she wrote her first book. Some of the info
was in the 2nd book (with no thanks to me), and whoever is doing the
fan club site has swiped stuff from me again.. You see baby, I know
it all... Almost all the graphics on my site were scanned by D&L,
with a little help from me. If you've seen 'em elsewhere, now you know
where they came from. The graphics I plan on swiping for The Big List
will be credited 'cause I ain't a sissy.
Site last updated Nov. 4, 2002!